Hilariously Clever Text Comebacks to Ex-lovers

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Texting has changed human communication forever, and ever. That includes courtship — and breakup conversations, too! Will the world ever go back to long letters for lovers? So far, that seems pretty unrealistic. Check out these cruel, modern burns when the exes came knocking via SMS!

If You Wanna Be My Lover

The Spice Girls were a British pop girl gang in the mid 90's. Inspiring a whole generation of tweens and teens, Mel B, Mel C, Emma, Geri, and Victoria all took on aliases. Only true fans will remember all the nicknames!


Here, there seems to be some nostalgia, but not for any old relationship. When an ex texts, the response is silly stuff. He misses her! Does she feel the same? As the Spice Girls sang, Stop right now thank you very much, she needs somebody else, someone with a human touch. That's not this guy, as she helpfully explains!